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POLITICIAN.” The soft organic cotton feels warm and flexible against skin while the ribbed collar and side seams keep the shirt’s shape wash after wash. Wear it to a rally, a protest, or out with friends when you want your humor to be loud but comfortable. Its clean lines and regular fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo. This shirt speaks with a wink: it’s for people who use irony, bold graphic statements, and eco-conscious fabrics to make a point without shouting. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned for everyday wear, it balances breathable medium-weight fabric with a print that starts conversations. The sewn-in label and self-fabric binding give a tidy finish, while the stretch collar makes dressing simple. If you look for apparel that combines conscious materials with a sharp, political edge, this tee slides into that role effortlessly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% combed organic cotton (solid colors) — soft, warm, slightly stretchy medium-weight fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side seams for defined structure and durable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam for comfortable stretch and easy dressing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Self-fabric binding and sewn-in label for clean lines and lasting shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Regular fit at 180 g\/m² — breathable everyday weight, suitable for layering\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is printed by The Print Bar and dispatched from Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order details.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAustralia\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Standard Shipping: 3–6 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e First item: AUD 9.85\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Each additional item: AUD 2.14\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew Zealand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Standard Shipping: 5–10 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e First item: AUD 19.25\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Each additional item: AUD 2.14\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRest of the World\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Standard Shipping: 10–30 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e First item: AUD 22.33\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Each additional item: AUD 2.45\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: AS Colour 5001G, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":45551737667693,"sku":"19683747465591316298","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45551737700461,"sku":"23525759959209765325","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45551737733229,"sku":"27121588469331819674","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45551737765997,"sku":"64334888060261145907","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45551737798765,"sku":"26065349165300390445","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45551737831533,"sku":"21402567287603469962","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45551737864301,"sku":"15214501664310628848","price":33.28,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/9571\/7741\/files\/11345027961941760789_2048.jpg?v=1785918434","url":"https:\/\/treasurepulse.co\/products\/trust-me-im-a-politician-clown-t-shirt","provider":"treasurepulse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}